Just ate dinner with my grandpa, who’s dying of cancer, at a country club that serves a $28 NY Strip that tastes like it just came out of my dog’s asshole. I don’t have a dog but I do still have a grandpa and that’s all that matters.

Just ate dinner with my grandpa, who’s dying of cancer, at a country club that serves a $28 NY Strip that tastes like it just came out of my dog’s asshole. I don’t have a dog but I do still have a grandpa and that’s all that matters.